Mr. Samberg thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem, so your in charge around here is that fair to say?
Absolutely, I'm the boss, ok, so take us through a day in the life of the boss
Talk to corporate (like a boss)
Remember birthdays (like a boss)
Harassment lawsuit (like a boss)
Shit on debrah's desk (like a boss)
F**k me a can't f**king do it, shit!
Puke on debrah's desk (like a boss)
Jump out the window (like a boss)
Suck a dudes d**k (like a boss)
Suck my own d**k (like a boss)
Eat some chicken strips (like a boss)
Chop my balls off (like a boss)
Black out in the sewer (like a boss)
Meet a giant fish (like a boss)
Fuck his brains out (like a boss)
Bomb the russian's (like a boss)
Crash into the sun (like a boss)
Uh huh so that's an average day for you then? no doubt, you chop you balls off and die? hell yea. and I think that at one point there you said something about sucking your own d**k? Nope. Actually I'm pretty sure you did. No that ain't me.OK well this has been eye opening for me. I'm the boss. Yea, no i got that you said it about 400 times. I'm the boss. Yea, yea i got it. I'm the boss.