Clerk: Uoo, carefull there Annie Oakley!
Homer: I don't have to be careful, I got a gun!
C: Well, you'd probably want the excessory kit: halster,…, silencer, loudener, speed cocker,…
H: Uuu, I like the sound of that!
C:…and this is for shooting down police helicopters.
H: Ough, I don't need anything like that… yet. Just give me my gun!
C: Sorry, the low requires five day waiting period. We've got to run out background check.
H: Five days! But I'm mad now! I'd kill you if I had my gun!